Welcome to my Rolf Harris pages!

Once you have shaken the great mans hand in Northampton's Derngate Theatre, there is no looking back. That's it you become a fan!! You start off normal and then wham, you begin talking a little bit like this... and just sort of umm didde ahh didde oom.. sort of start breathing heavily and well then you need the beard to grow a bit, you know with a little bit of white here and a little bit of a dab there and before you know it you have to take a blooming trip down the flaming opticians for some national health type glasses, and when all that's finished you turn to a crowd gathered beside you and you say...